SUPER PROMO! Limited Edition Blue Boi from Aromaniac

He’s the greatest film star in Indonesian history: Blue Boi! And now he can live in your home! And come to life when you’re sleeping and quietly sniff your hair while humming Despacito! It’s going to be amazing!

While Blue Boi’s physique is hard to define, he is definitely 65 centimeters tall, making him large enough to be hard to explain to your visiting parents and Tinder dates but small enough to be loved unconditionally when those parental visits and dates lead to emotional trauma.

Have weird boundary issues? You’re in luck, because with the custom Aromaniac backpack, you can take Blue Boi anywhere! To school! To work! To court! Blue Boi is perfect for any occasion.

Are you a huge nerd about collectability?! There’s only 20 — count ’em, 20! — of these custom, hand-stiched Blue Boi plush dolls currently on Planet Earth — and we’re not making any more! They even come with a Certificate of Authenticity! So hypebeast! Eat it, Virgil Abloh!